This took place at the grill while I was "instructing" him on how to grill the chicken and heat the bagels...
Him: One of these days I'm going to smack you in the head.
Me: No you won't.
Him: And why not?
Me: Cause you don't want me to get that alimony payment...
Him: Whatever.
Ain't love grand?!
(And for the record he would never really smack me because A) he's not that type of guy B) I'm not that type of girl C) I really would divorce his ass and take as much as I could.)
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Men...Sheesh
I just came over to read your blog from Lulaville and I love it. I will put you on my blogroll.
Hahah, my love is even grander, if you can believe that! I am surprised one of us isn't literally sitting in prison for murder yet :)
Oh, wait...you were joking, right?
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