Who is too pushy.
She smiles and talks nice, but really she's out to get me.
I just know it. And I would totally kick her butt.
Except that it hurts to lift my leg...
Jillian Michael's is evil.
Shannon warned me. Did I listen? NO!
I started that DVD with high hopes and rose colored glasses. Let me tell you, it was about 30 seconds into the WARM UP that I started to think I might die.
Jillian says that you can take a break, but no more than 5 seconds. Apparently she doesn't understand that I need OXYGEN to live and it requires more than 5 seconds to recuperate from parts of her torture.
Another thing that I discovered- my boobs weren't designed for exercise. At one point I was pretty sure that if the lack of oxygen didn't kill me, that my boobs were going to put me into a coma.
Anyone know where I can find a ginormous sports bra?
Or an oxygen tank?