I told myself I wouldn't do any posts about American Idol cause well everyone does.
I have a few statements that I cannot hold back any longer and I've found that yelling at the TV doesn't satisfy me as much as I thought it would.
First and foremost most of the contestants SUCK!
It's like the AI producers gave these people some kind of crap-juice before they hit the stage. People who I LOVED during Hollywood week are now barely mediocre.
Which might explain the judges acting like they are part of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
"Not enough change."
"Too much change."
"Be more like yourself."
"Be less like yourself."
I'm hoping that the perfect bowl of porridge is coming soon because I simply cannot take it anymore.
And do not get me started on Ellen. I like Ellen, I really do. But not on American Idol. She hasn't said one thing of substance, she's wishy-washy and she repeats herself. It drives me nuts. Nuttier. Whatev.
I never thought I would say this...bring back Paula!
At least she was funny. Ellen, the "funny lady" is NOT funny on that panel. That is a fact.
Then you have Simon who looks B-O-R-E-D. Beyond bored. Aggravated & bored. Maybe he should have left with Paula.
The one highlight of the last two nights was that I recognized one of the contestants from the movie "Meet the Fockers":
Hey I want to give credit where credit is due and Jose did a FABULOUS job in that movie. Baaaahhhaaaaaa!