Dear Mother Nature,
I'm really disappointed with your recent performance. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the two days of sunshine that you have provided to my area, and the fact that we did not get the severe thunderstorms last week that some other areas did. But TWO days of sun since March 20th - which is the OFFICIAL first day of SPRING, just in case you forgot - is not not nearly enough for me.
I understand having a bad day or two. We all have them sometimes, but this has went on long enough. I don't think I can handle anymore dreary days with cloudy skies, rainy weather and low temperatures. My pedicure would have all been a waste except that I went to another state to free my toes. This is unacceptable.
So from one lady to another, please snap out of it and get back to business.
I'm not even joking a little.
Seriously. MN needs a wake up call.