Tuesday, April 14, 2009

From one lady to another...

Dear Mother Nature,

I'm really disappointed with your recent performance. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the two days of sunshine that you have provided to my area, and the fact that we did not get the severe thunderstorms last week that some other areas did. But TWO days of sun since March 20th - which is the OFFICIAL first day of SPRING, just in case you forgot - is not not nearly enough for me.

I understand having a bad day or two. We all have them sometimes, but this has went on long enough. I don't think I can handle anymore dreary days with cloudy skies, rainy weather and low temperatures. My pedicure would have all been a waste except that I went to another state to free my toes. This is unacceptable.

So from one lady to another, please snap out of it and get back to business.

Sincerely yours,


Brandy U

I'm not even joking a little.



Seriously. MN needs a wake up call.
(Right Denise?!)

18 comments:

Tammy Howard said...

Is that your I'm not even joking face? 'Cause she best take heed!

I'm also ready for some sunshine...

Denise said...

Girl, you ain't jokin'. When my hormones are surging the last thing I need is cloudy, gray skies. I would never make it in Oregon or Washington state. Well, I might but I'd be a Royal Beotch. But then again, I would be royal. Hmmm...

Here's a thought to make the rainy days a little more tolerable. April showers bring May flowers!!!

Kori said...

Man if looks could change Mother Nature you would so have it in the bag.

Denise said...

Okay, I've given this some thought and I have my own grudge against Mother Nature. It's been really cloudy, rainy and over cast here too (although today the sun is SHINING!)
I think it's because the weather has affected me so oppressively that I shed that tear at the Hannah Montana Movie. That and the sudden drop in progesterone in my system. Where can I file my pain and suffering civil complaint?

April said...

AMEN on this one.

The Royal Family said...

What did you do to tick MN off?
*shrug*

That Girl said...

I'm with you on this one. Sucks!

~Trish~ said...

You are too cute :)

Too Many Hats said...

Awww, not to make you even more angry, but I got a sunburn yesterday. Yes, we have sun and don't you dare steal it with your complaining to MN!!!

Christina said...

OK, I have to admit I had a little "noggin flatulence" here.

See I visit frequently, and can recall a few disgruntled post referring to Aunt Flo and the joyous gifts she brings you. So when I started reading about Mother Nature... recent performance... 2 days of sunshine in your area. Let's just say I got REAL confused. I'm blaming it on these new drugs the Doc put me on. I did finally comprehend though.

Ooh Baby! said...

I'm pretty much ready to bitch slap her too.

thanks for visiting my blog!

Carey-Life in the Carpool Lane said...

We are having crazy weather too...but I can't complain too much since I am in California.

Here's hoping you get some sun soon!

Veggie Mom said...

I SO feel your pain! We're right in the middle of a rainy, then windy, then briefly sunny, then really clouding, then foggy, the rainy spell. Will it ever end? What happened to the sun??

TattooedMinivanMom said...

Huh, that's weird, we've had plenty of sunshine here. Even got the little pool out for the kiddos over spring break.

Cept for today. Cold, windy, dreary, and I love it.

Buck up little camper!

MaryRC said...

im so sorry mr sun hasn't been out to see you. I cant do without the sun. thats why i live in the desert, it may get cold but the sun is still a shining. thanks for dropping by my blog via sits.

Carrie said...

I think Mother Nature is having her period...

Shannon said...

Srsly. What is it with Mother Nature lately?

Xazmin said...

AMEN!