Sick people...

Tattooed Minivan Mom blogs with some sick ass people. And now I find myself answering their questions.

1. Would you rather eat a cockroach or a bull nut?

Cockroach - it's smaller and I could probably swallow without chewing. I don't think the bull nut would do down as easy.

2. Would you rather not shower for a month or not brush your teeth for a month? This was my question.

Damn. Not brush my teeth - I would stock up on gum and mints though.

3. Would you rather....have to have sex everyday for a year straight or go six months without it?

Everday...I could go a few weeks but 6 months is a long time

4. Ashley wants to know all kinds of good stuff: Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?

If I didn't already have it, I would have said True Love. Since I got that then I'd go for the cold hard cash.

5. Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?

Say everything on my mind. I do it most times anyway...and it's impossible for me to be quiet all the time. Just ask S.

6. Would you rather know it all or have it all?

Know it all. By knowing it all, I could have it all, no?

7. Katie wonders: Would you rather have extremely bad tourettes or uncontrollable orgasms?

Orgasms. No explanation needed.

8. Would you rather skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?

My birthday. Hell I'm getting old anyway.

9. Would you rather be followed by a cloud of dust or a cloud of gnats?

A cloud of dust.

10. Would you rather eat a toenail omelet or a hair sandwich?

Toenail omelet. I don't think I could swallow hair. ~I just gagged a little~

11. Would you rather lick the discharge from a cats eye or lick the dried spit from the corner of a teachers mouth?

Depending on what the teacher looked like that could be hawt.

12. Would you rather have dinner with the Obamas or go on a date with George Clooney?

This one was easy - George Clooney. ~swoon~

13. Would you rather be paralyzed or blind?

Blind

14. Would you rather blog or sleep?

Sorry ladies - I'm going with sleep.

15. Would you rather take a cheese grater to your sunburned back, or pour alcohol in a new hole in your toe?

Alcohol in the toe - at least it would stop burning once the alcohol evaporated

16. Would you rather use the woods or a port-o-potty?

Woods. I *hate* using port-o-potty's. Someone always poos in there and it's impossible not to look.