Monday, November 10, 2008

Chesty Firespanks

I was preparing my post this morning thinking of how to tell you all about my busy weekend and the beautiful sunrise I woke up to this morning. Then I heard the most shocking thing ever.

Beyonce is auditioning to be Wonder Woman.

I am appalled that anyone would even consider it. While Beyonce can shake her booty like no other, she is NOT Wonder Woman material. Did you see her in the Austin Powers movie? It was awful. Trust me on this.

This image does not need to be tarnished with the likes of Mrs. Jay-Z. Especially now that she's gone off the deep end and calling herself "Sasha Fierce".

It makes me wonder if she did one of those internet games that gives you a name based on your initials or the street you grew up you know what I'm referring to? I did it a few weeks ago and my name was "Chesty Firespanks" but you don't see me going around introducing myself as Chesty.

Let me just be the first to say that I will not stand and let Wonder Woman be disgraced by anyone.

Especially her.

Who would you like to see as Wonder Woman?


Melodie said...

OMG! I haven't had a chance to think of who would make a good Wonder Woman, but I totally agree that Beyonce would be a terrible choice. Can we start a petition or something to keep this from happening?

Lula! said...

Oh, say it ain't so! Beyonce needs to stick to singing--she does that well. And I've always heard it's best to leave well enough alone.

Lynda Carter is one of the most gorgeous women to have ever walked the face of the earth. Her shoes (and bustier!) will be hard to fill.

Lump said...

uh WHAT?? ok I think that would by hysterical because it's pretty wrong. Beyonce as Wonder Woman? HAHA!

Carrie said...

Don't worry, dear Brandy. I am available and I used to twirl around in my Wonder Woman Underoos, so I shall easily beat Beyonce out and fulfill my lifelong dream!

Shannon said...

Who wants to see her as Wonder Woman? NOT ME!

That's just too weird.

devilish southern belle said...

I think Megan Fox (Transformers) is very pretty and could pull it off! I agree - no Beyonce.

April said...

I heard that this morning and I agree with you 100%!