I was preparing my post this morning thinking of how to tell you all about my busy weekend and the beautiful sunrise I woke up to this morning. Then I heard the most shocking thing ever.
Beyonce is auditioning to be Wonder Woman.
I am appalled that anyone would even consider it. While Beyonce can shake her booty like no other, she is NOT Wonder Woman material. Did you see her in the Austin Powers movie? It was awful. Trust me on this.
This image does not need to be tarnished with the likes of Mrs. Jay-Z. Especially now that she's gone off the deep end and calling herself "Sasha Fierce".
It makes me wonder if she did one of those internet games that gives you a name based on your initials or the street you grew up on...do you know what I'm referring to? I did it a few weeks ago and my name was "Chesty Firespanks" but you don't see me going around introducing myself as Chesty.
Let me just be the first to say that I will not stand and let Wonder Woman be disgraced by anyone.
Who would you like to see as Wonder Woman?