I could go over all the bad things about being sick the past two weeks, but instead I'm choosing to look at the glass as half full. Here are some good parts:
-You don't have to make dinner. Or clean. Or go to the store. Or do anything.
-No one makes you feel guilty for napping during the day.
-You can catch up on daytime TV. I found a few rays of sunshine known as The Wendy Williams Show & Wife Swap. Both shows made me feel a whole lot better about myself. How you doing?
-You can eat whatever you want. That is when you actually feel like eating. And sometimes you can actually make special requests, such as McD's fries.
-Your husband brings you gifts like medicine & books.
-You have time to come up with creative ideas. Like Bravo producing a Real Housewives of Utah show. I'm thinking it would save on production costs when you can film the whole show in one house. Get it?
-No one cares if you shave your legs since they are staying as far away as possible anyway.
See being on your deathbed ain't so bad.