Friday, March 6, 2009

Watch the video.

It's not even 6:30 AM here and I'm up.

In fact I've been awake and laying in the bed since 4:30 trying to go back to sleep. Could this be some sorta cosmic payback for the post I wrote about alarm clocks??

Perhaps.

I'm the only one up so I haven't opened my gift yet...you'll have to wait to see what it is. In the meantime, let's chat.


You know this guy right. Well I was watching ABDC's season finale last night and thinking of just how far he's come.

He went from this...


To this...



Then to this...and I will warn you there are some bare buttocks and rock hard abs in this video. If that offends you then well...I feel sorry for ya'.


Soooooooo hot. Want to touch the hiney... (Quick. What movie is this from?!)

Okay where was I?

Yes, oh yes I was thinking of how people used to be.

Here's another comparison for you.

Lil Kim - circa 1996


And Lil Kim now


Me thinks someone got a Jackson makeover. As in Michael & Latoya Jackson.

Scary huh?!

I sure hope her nose doesn't melt under the lights since she's on this season of Dancing with the Stars.

K that's all for now. I'll be back later with a picture of my birthday surprise! I got this beautiful toe ring today. It's sooo cute in person!



Are you guys seeing a pattern??

15 comments:

Denise said...

Girl its just too early in the morning to be throwing something like that up. Some of us have to make it through the day now!

I am Harriet said...

Hi!
I'm just stopping by via SITS to say "hello".
Have a great day!

Just A Chic... said...

Slater's come a long way...yum

April said...

He sure has come a long way. Ya, me thinks she had a Jackson make over too.
Cool toe ring.

The Royal Family said...

1. even back then Slater was hot.
2. that chick is scary!!!!
3. I love the toe ring! Which reminds me I need one... you think it will be stuck if my feet swell LOL

lucky you!

Shannon said...

OMGosh I was a big fan of "Saved by the Bell" back in the day! HA!

Yes, he has come a long way...

I watched ABDC last night, too... was kinda hopin' Beat Freaks would upset... but I like Quest Crew and think they deserved to win!

Fiauna said...

Nice toe ring. Have a great day. (sorry this is such a lame comment.)

Carrie said...

I'm the only one so far who knows that quote is from Billy Madison???

Veronica Vaughn--sooo hot. Want to touch the hiney.

And it scared me that at the beginning of that video that I thought you might have posted some gay porn...

Mrs. Jelly Belly said...

The toe ring is awesome! And the only thing that offended me about the video is the way the camera kept panning away at the most inopportune times. :) Love Nip Tuck.

Eighty MPH Mom said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and welcoming me to sits! Good luck in winning the Bubble Planner too!

Rachel said...

EWWWWWWWWWW! Her nose is so nAAAAAAAAAAAsty!!! And what's-his-bare-buttocks-with-the-rock- hard-abs is delicious! Thanks for stopping by my blog, you're a sweetie!

Julie said...

Geez. Pretty much speechless. I watch way too much disney channel apparently.

Too Many Hats said...

Girl, how do you find these artistic videos? That was art right? I mean like a modern statue of David, but living and moving, right?

Leslie said...

Oh Mario.. lol! Thanks for visiting my blog! :)

Veggie Mom said...

Maybe Lil' Kim got her new "look" while she was serving time? Love the toe ring...wish my feet were pretty enough for one. BTW, I'm starting a new Pop'rs Giveaway tomorrow!!