2. Prisoners that have previously escaped from prison will try again so don't allow them to stay in a minimum security prison with access to bed sheets. True story.
3. Buy styrofoam plates so you can take time to enjoy the view and not worry about the dishes.
4. When in doubt always wear sunscreen.
5. Enjoy dessert. In moderation.
6. Never order the special without asking the price first.
7. Don't live beyond your means, buying stuff you don't need and can't afford.
8. Embrace your family. Even if they are crazy.
9. Be involved in your kids life and activities. Meet their friends. Get to know their interests. You'll be happy you did.
10. Don't wait until the morning of to write a themed post. You will have writers block and be forced to write random crap.
Bless you for getting this far.
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