Dear Producers/Writers/Directors of True Blood,
I sincerely love True Blood.
In the second season I've *almost* forgotten all about the bad accents because the plot line is just THAT good. I wait all week for Sunday night's so that I can find out the next twist in Bon Temps.
Having said all that I'm pretty f'in pissed that we the show was only 46 minutes last night. Just imagine what could happen if the show managed to last the ENTIRE hour, as it is supposed to.
So in the future I expect a FULL 60 minutes of Sookie, Bill, Eric, Jason, Lafayette, Tara and all the other kookie sumbitches on that show. Ya' hear!
Your loyal & devoted fan,
P.S. Jason Stackhouse should be contractually obligated to go shirtless in every episode. Amen.