...why people slow down once they see a police officer or state trooper on the interstate? If you can see them it's too late dumb-dumb.
...if Elvis/Tupac/Michael Jackson are really dead? They sure make good tunes in their afterlife.
...what Tony Parker was thinking when he cheated on Eva Longoria? Dude, she's hot.
...if they will just ban fat people from McDonald's? It's all downhill after the Happy Meal toy law.
...why anyone would get a tattoo on their face? Two words: Mike Tyson.
...how The Event has not been cancelled yet? That show blows.
...when Lindsay Lohan's dad will shut the eff up? No worries he'll hold a press conference to let you know.
...what you're having for Thanksgiving dinner? Oh wait, that's just me...I want to know your plans. :)
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Tony Parker was probably thinking people were too busy paying attention to Tiger to notice him.
I had to actually look up the lyrics to one Kesha song... 'cause I swore she was saying "looking like pubes in my gold Trans Am".
But according to the internetz, she's saying pimps. Not pubes.
Oh, and what we're having for Thanksgiving...
I have no idea. Other than what I'm bringing to the dinner: brownies, pasta salad, and a veggie tray.
I kid you not, that is what my aunt wants me to bring. When I told Shane, he just shook his head. For all I know, we could be having hamburgers and hot dogs.
I love Shannon.
Ke$ha. Ugh. Nails on a chalkboard.
My mother in law is cooking. She doesn't cook. She asked me how long she should cook a 13 pound turkey. She's 72 years old. NOT a good sign. I'm bringing mashed taties, rolls and a pumpkin pie. Which I bought because I just don't feel like making one. I'm lazy.
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