Friday, November 20, 2009

She is my guilty pleasure.

Yesterday I heard the most earth shattering news ever...Oprah is retiring. OMGosh! In...get this shizz...2011.

Whatev. Thanks for letting us know. Peace out biatch.

I've been over Oprah forEVAH. She's an obnoxious know-it-all who really thought her very presence could bring the Olympics to Chicago.

Again, I say whatev.

I'd rather have wig wearing Wendy Williams any day of the week. She is ghetto fabulous to the max. I think that's why I love her.

She talks about her fake hair, her fake boobies and her big feet. Wendy is not above poking fun at herself (as pointed out weekly by Joel McHale & The Soup), nor is she above poking at others just because they are celebs.

My favorite moments was when she asked Thomas Calabro about his hair and he admitted that he wears a hair piece. A furry yamaka I believe he called it. Hello?! Or earlier this week when she asked Morris Chestnut if all his teeth were his own teeth. And then demanded the camera go close up on his mouth.

Love, love, love that she called Jon & Kate out for being media whores and sent paper cutouts of their asses rolling away in a Barbie car. Along with the Kardashian sisters.

As Wendy would say, "How YOU doing?"

That's the official Wendy Show greeting. But you can't just say it any old way.



As long as Wendy is on TV I will never be bored. She is my newest guilty pleasure.

What's yours?

27 comments:

shortmama said...

I was giddy over Oprah's announcement! I have also been over her for years...cant stand her, she needs to move on!

My guilty pleasure is the Price is Right!

Roxane said...

Oprah! I can't stomach her anymore. Kathy Griffin dedicated the foreword of her book to her and it could have been the funniest thing I ever read. I've never seen Wendy before but now I might have to check in on it!

Jayme said...

I can't stand Oprah....thank goodness she's retiring!

Jen said...

I think that I must check out her show. Too funny.

Kat said...

I too am in the Oprah haters club. She is just way too self righteous.

My guilty plesaure is the millionaire matchmaker. Patty Stanger is my hero.

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

Um... guilty pleasure... pretty much everything on my DVR...

I'm ready for Oprah to go... far far away.

WhisperingWriter said...

I haven't been able to watch Oprah for awhile now. I won't miss her.

I've heard about Wendy. The Soup makes fun of her all the time.

Alicia said...

yeah oprah just doesn't do it for me...so over it!! and i've never watched wendy williams, but now i want to! my guilty pleasure would have to be gossip girl...LOVE that show!!

Renée aka Mekhismom said...

I remember Wendy from her radio show in NY. She is the same as ever. I can take her in small doses.

vixensden said...

I never watched Oprah, not even once. But as time went on, the more I saw about her everywhere else the more I thought she really needed to get over herself. Glad I won't have to beware of flipping to the wrong channel after 2011.

My guilty pleasure is The Vampire Diaries. My youngest made (really, she forced me) watch the first one and I was hooked. I can't miss that show.

vixensden said...

I never watched Oprah, not even once. But as time went on, the more I saw about her everywhere else the more I thought she really needed to get over herself. Glad I won't have to beware of flipping to the wrong channel after 2011.

My guilty pleasure is The Vampire Diaries. My youngest made (really, she forced me) watch the first one and I was hooked. I can't miss that show.

blueviolet said...

I've only seen her show once but it was pretty entertaining!

My guilty pleasure is that stupid Diet Dr. Pepper!

mommaof4wife2r said...

you, my friend, are hilarious! i was working out at the club last night when on cnn a "headline news" bulletin came up about O retiring. to that, i shouted...hooray! no more church of oprah. no more all about me...and i ahve to say, i do enjoy joel mc hale making fun of wendy every week!

Carrie said...

Yarp. I agree. Now if we could just get her best buddy in Washington to retire in 2012, I'd be even happier!

Too Many Hats said...

I didn't shed a tear over the announcement either. I haven't been a fan in YEARS. My guilty pleasure is Big Brother.

Angela said...

I can't stand Oprah. Can't.STAND.the woman. But don't get me started!

Let's see...guilty pleasures - this week, it has been bubble baths. As many as it takes to make it through a crazy, crazy week at work. So far, so good LOL!

Happy weekend!

foxy said...

Dude, Oprah bugs me. She always has. That Wendy, though, is freakin hilarious. I'd never even heard of her before now - so thanks for that! And, yes, I said "how you doin" right along with her.... lip down at the end and everything! ha!

CaraBee said...

I've never watched O regularly, but I do watch her from time to time. She really got on my nerves last year during the election, though. I just don't think it's possible for someone to be as rich and famous as she is and have any sort of ability to identify with regular folks. Having said that, it's weird to think about her not being out there every day.

Shell said...

I'm so glad to see Oprah go!

My guilty pleasure is reading books that could only be classified as "chick lit."

Thanks for the welcome to SITS!

Shell said...

I'm so glad to see Oprah go!

My guilty pleasure is reading books that could only be classified as "chick lit."

Thanks for the welcome to SITS!

Nickie said...

You're killing me, I love Wendy too, but I think I love Joel more rrrarrr!
Thank you so much for dropping by my happy head blog, I loved your comment.
My favorite guilty pleasure is Bridezillas, I cannot get enough of those crazy biatches!
xoxox

Nickie said...

BTW, I've never watched Oprah, seriously, never...
thanks again for your welcome from SITS.

buhdoop said...

I love Oprah, but I love Wendy too. She is outrageous, in a funny way.

ChocolateAddict said...

I'm over Oprah, too, and have been for a long time. It's time, good riddance, live comfortably on your billions . . .

Denise said...

I used to love Oprah, not any more. She's such a know it all. Good bye? I already said good bye.

I have to admit, I've never seen Wendy Williams. I'll have to find her because if YOU like her that of course I have to like her. ;-)

Julie said...

I liked oprah well enough until she became her own religion or something. Whatever. I've only seen this Wendy person on The Soup, but apparently I need to find out when she comes on.

*~Dani~* said...

Wait! Thomas Calabro wears a hair piece? My innocence is shattered! I was wondering why his hair has changed in years.