I've been trying to come up with a witty way of posting about my trip this past weekend. I didn't want to do the same ole', same ole' "this is what I did" kinda post.
And then I thought about the best part of the trip - gabbing with the ladies. About everything. EVERY. THING. including, and especially CIRCUS. (<--code word alert; No worries if you're not hip to the code word, you will figure it out quick enough. Pinkie promise.)
First, I should explain to those not in the know. I went to TN with 12 other bloggers for a wonderful "girls only" weekend.
Ladies that I had never met before. And we all survived without having our hearts cut out and being chopped into little pieces. Amen.
Maybe I should have taken it as a sign when one of the first places I noticed coming into the Forge was Sexy Stuf. With one "f".
There was speak of the Liberator* and it's um, benefits. It comes HIGHLY recommended. I believe one blogger said it was like being on a stage. Uh huh.
Also recommended was the Love Ring followed by a demonstration because it is not designed for your finger. If you know what I mean & I know you do.
We chatted about the romantic ways our husbands try to get their grooves on. Phrases like "you wanna do it?" and "now that the kids are in bed it's my turn" might have been thrown about.
And one lady might have received a text from her hubs of a sexual nature at. that. very. moment. causing fits of laughter in the car.
Some of the ladies even shopped at a store called Cupid's Place that does not specialize in bows & arrows.
Now since I'm a nice blogger I will not be calling out names of who did or said what. But since I'm also an evil biatch I will show you who was there so you can make your own assumptions.
We only look innocent and demure. You could take my word for it. Or you could ask the old people that we scared off at The Apple Barn.
Ladies, I had a BLAST and I'm ready to do it all over again! Well, minus the cold I came back with. But as S says, it's nothing a little "peter"cillin won't cure.
*There is a whole site dedicated to the Liberator & other funky furnishings designed for your pleasure. If you are so inclined click HERE.
**If Like a Virgin is not playing on the radio as I'm posting this, may lightning strike me.