Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Talking Circus

I've been trying to come up with a witty way of posting about my trip this past weekend. I didn't want to do the same ole', same ole' "this is what I did" kinda post.

And then I thought about the best part of the trip - gabbing with the ladies. About everything. EVERY. THING. including, and especially CIRCUS. (<--code word alert; No worries if you're not hip to the code word, you will figure it out quick enough. Pinkie promise.)

First, I should explain to those not in the know. I went to TN with 12 other bloggers for a wonderful "girls only" weekend.

Ladies that I had never met before. And we all survived without having our hearts cut out and being chopped into little pieces. Amen.

Maybe I should have taken it as a sign when one of the first places I noticed coming into the Forge was Sexy Stuf. With one "f".

There was speak of the Liberator* and it's um, benefits. It comes HIGHLY recommended. I believe one blogger said it was like being on a stage. Uh huh.

Also recommended was the Love Ring followed by a demonstration because it is not designed for your finger. If you know what I mean & I know you do.

We chatted about the romantic ways our husbands try to get their grooves on. Phrases like "you wanna do it?" and "now that the kids are in bed it's my turn" might have been thrown about.

And one lady might have received a text from her hubs of a sexual nature at. that. very. moment. causing fits of laughter in the car.

Some of the ladies even shopped at a store called Cupid's Place that does not specialize in bows & arrows.

Now since I'm a nice blogger I will not be calling out names of who did or said what. But since I'm also an evil biatch I will show you who was there so you can make your own assumptions.


We only look innocent and demure. You could take my word for it. Or you could ask the old people that we scared off at The Apple Barn.

Ladies, I had a BLAST and I'm ready to do it all over again! Well, minus the cold I came back with. But as S says, it's nothing a little "peter"cillin won't cure.

*There is a whole site dedicated to the Liberator & other funky furnishings designed for your pleasure. If you are so inclined click HERE.

**If Like a Virgin is not playing on the radio as I'm posting this, may lightning strike me.

18 comments:

Melissa said...

Okay, even thought I can only see one picture and I can't read the text, I'm still going to be the first to comment. I'll just have to come back later to know what exactly I'm commenting on. You are sooooooo funny!!!! I am so glad I got to meet you this past weekend. You cracked me up! You make a mean breakfast casserole, too.

Jen said...

I know that you guys had the best time and all but this post right here totally sealed the deal. :)

CaraBee said...

Best. Recap. Ever.

I am laughing just thinking about the Love Ring demonstration. That was straight up hysterical.

And next time? We're stopping at Sexy Stuf on our way out of town.

Kat said...

I am still giggling about asking people to take our picture at Cupids. Or the blonde jokes that the tranny told.

It was a fantabulous weekend. I can't wait to talk Circus with ya again!

foxy said...

Sounds like that trip was a freaking blast!! I may or may not be just a little bit jealous! ;)

Christina said...

Sounds like you had a lot of fun. A little time with the girls can make anyone happy. ** No pun intended.

Heather said...

I don't know what you're talking about...we ARE innocent and demure. Especially the preacher's wife. Who was willing to demonstrate the love ring with crescent rolls. Which I will never be able to eat again without remembering this trip...

I'm still laughing over our car ride. And the vision of you scaring the crap out of Lula with a Paranormal possession routine.

Cannot wait to do it again (and that's what she may or may not have said :)

Southern Sage said...

Why I never get invited to the hot mamma gatherings?

Liberator huh?

shortmama said...

Im so jealous!

blueviolet said...

When girls get together, they get loose lipped and hilarious! Glad you had a ball!

Melissa said...

Now that I have had a chance to come back and actually read this post.....I'm glad no one was "outed" in the writing thereof....:) Again, you are so hilarious and I can't wait to do it again (that's what she said)....

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

I'm just an innocent single mom.

Yep.

Lula! said...

Remember that one time you were pretending to be asleep, and me, Denise, and Heather were all worried about you and I said, "If I see the covers move in the night, I'm OUTTA HERE!"

Then your voice came out of NOWHERE, and you were all, "I stood by your bed last night, but after 20 minutes I got bored and went back to sleep!"

FREAKED OUT!!!!!!!!!


People who have not seen THE movie will not get this. But we have seen THE movie. So that's all that matters. We rule. The end.

p.s. Love you. And Wendy Williams.

Too Many Hats said...

Sounds like a blast!!!

Denise said...

Girl, I'll sleep with you again any night, any time. I <3 you!!!! Even if you might have given me a cold. See? I love you THAT MUCH!

Shannon said...

You are cracking me up with your recap of our weekend!

"peter-cillin"... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!


I can't wait until we all get together again. It really was the BEST weekend!

Jane In The Jungle said...

Next time, you're coming to the Cupid with us....and hearing all the jokes up front!!

Gotta love that Liberator website...

Tammy Howard said...

Bow chicka bow bow - sounds like an awesome trip!

(anytime I go away with the girls my husband is sure pillow fights are involved - sounds like you guys came close...)