*How much of Heidi is real and how much is plastic? Definitely a 20/80 split...and I'll let you decide which is 80%.
*Why it is so hard for people to use their turn signals? It doesn't hurt. I promise.
*Who thought "untrimmed chest" would make good lyrics in Trains "Hey Soul Sister"? Unless the song is about Chewbacca. But I don't think it is...
*Why the city is working on a major landscaping project...when budget woes are forcing them to close schools and raise the meal tax? Besides the fact that they could not afford to maintain parks & other public areas last year, bushes should be the LAST thing they spend money on.
*Signs in the same city say "DUI Illegal - City Wide". Are there cities that allow it some areas but not others? I think I'll skip a visit to those towns.
*Why are the teen & his gf holding a gnome during Prom pictures?**
**Because the photographer made them. And when I say "photographer" I mean ME.