Dear True Blood

Dear Producers/Writers/Directors of True Blood,

I sincerely love True Blood.

In the second season I've *almost* forgotten all about the bad accents because the plot line is just THAT good. I wait all week for Sunday night's so that I can find out the next twist in Bon Temps.

Having said all that I'm pretty f'in pissed that we the show was only 46 minutes last night. Just imagine what could happen if the show managed to last the ENTIRE hour, as it is supposed to.

So in the future I expect a FULL 60 minutes of Sookie, Bill, Eric, Jason, Lafayette, Tara and all the other kookie sumbitches on that show. Ya' hear!

Your loyal & devoted fan,

Brandy ♥

P.S. Jason Stackhouse should be contractually obligated to go shirtless in every episode. Amen.

From one lady to another...

Dear Mother Nature,

I'm really disappointed with your recent performance. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the two days of sunshine that you have provided to my area, and the fact that we did not get the severe thunderstorms last week that some other areas did. But TWO days of sun since March 20th - which is the OFFICIAL first day of SPRING, just in case you forgot - is not not nearly enough for me.

I understand having a bad day or two. We all have them sometimes, but this has went on long enough. I don't think I can handle anymore dreary days with cloudy skies, rainy weather and low temperatures. My pedicure would have all been a waste except that I went to another state to free my toes. This is unacceptable.

So from one lady to another, please snap out of it and get back to business.

Sincerely yours,

Brandy U

I'm not even joking a little.



Seriously. MN needs a wake up call.
(Right Denise?!)