Have you ever wondered...?

...how Ke$sha got a recording contract? Her lyrics are awful and the auto tone is apparent.

...why people slow down once they see a police officer or state trooper on the interstate? If you can see them it's too late dumb-dumb.

...if Elvis/Tupac/Michael Jackson are really dead? They sure make good tunes in their afterlife.

...what Tony Parker was thinking when he cheated on Eva Longoria? Dude, she's hot.

...if they will just ban fat people from McDonald's? It's all downhill after the Happy Meal toy law.

...why anyone would get a tattoo on their face? Two words: Mike Tyson.

...how The Event has not been cancelled yet? That show blows.

...when Lindsay Lohan's dad will shut the eff up? No worries he'll hold a press conference to let you know.

...what you're having for Thanksgiving dinner? Oh wait, that's just me...I want to know your plans. :)

Catching Fire but not catching any zzzzzz's

From previous posts you know I have issues sleeping. If it's not S keeping me awake with his annoying habits (snoring & gritting his teeth) then it's the fan making a ton of noise or my own overactive imagination.

Then on the one night when I could go to bed at a halfway decent hour what do I do?

I stay up till after 1AM reading a book.

A GOOD book. A GREAT book. Obviously a I-couldn't-bear-to-put-it-down book.

So run on out, grab this book because it's the first one:



Then get this one:



But please for the love of all that is holy, make sure you have adequate time to finish it and/or you don't have to get up early the next morning.

Let me know if you've read them so we can discuss, which really means I need another person who will understand why I am in desperate need of the third book now.

The third book that does not have a release date.

~sigh~

That is all.