On Friday the 13th.
Yep, seems about right to me.
I haven't quite decided which is worse - the humiliation of the "crotch-to-face" position or the tearing of the paper when they make you scoot down. Oh you know how it goes...you are lying bared-assed in a lovely, not so flattering, hospital gown on a paper lined cot and your gyno says "Scoot down."
"A little more."
"Just a little more."
"Almost there."
RRIIIIPP
"Okay that's good."
Apparently the paper tear signals when you in just the right "crotch-to-face" position. ~sigh~
Next week's post: The eye doctor & tales of dilation.
Damn getting old sucks.
**Okay so tell me am I the only one that wears socks during the gyno check? I just think it's rude to have my bare feet in her face. Oxymoron perhaps?!
