...why people slow down once they see a police officer or state trooper on the interstate? If you can see them it's too late dumb-dumb.
...if Elvis/Tupac/Michael Jackson are really dead? They sure make good tunes in their afterlife.
...what Tony Parker was thinking when he cheated on Eva Longoria? Dude, she's hot.
...if they will just ban fat people from McDonald's? It's all downhill after the Happy Meal toy law.
...why anyone would get a tattoo on their face? Two words: Mike Tyson.
...how The Event has not been cancelled yet? That show blows.
...when Lindsay Lohan's dad will shut the eff up? No worries he'll hold a press conference to let you know.
...what you're having for Thanksgiving dinner? Oh wait, that's just me...I want to know your plans. :)